1 Free Rectal Scan = 2 Free Brewers Tickets

As if the people of Milwaukee didn't need anymore reasons to watch their young Baby Brewers tear up the poor NL Central, the Brewers just gave them another one: free, private, confidential rectal screenings today for prostrate cancer at Miller Park. In return for the free scan, you'll receive a voucher for two free tickets to a future home game. Sounds like a win, win situation for everyone! (via)

Posted by Joshua Hynes

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 8, 2007 at 11:05am. It has been filed under Asides, News, Oddities, Sports, Writers, Joshua.

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